Short toasts. Short toasts Women's short toasts
Don't get sick and don't limp,
Start your morning vigorously
Drive old age away with a broom,
And live to the fullest!
Be surprised and dream
Jump and walk more
Move more, dance,
And eat salads more often!
Let's reinforce my words
Let's drink to the bottom with you!
For character and for fashion,
For wonderful weather,
For salary, for good
And for the stylish coat.
For prosperity and for a home,
For the comfort that reigns in it,
For the hangover, and for the fact
So that it's good!
In general, we should have a drink
For success and for dreams,
For delight and beauty,
For love and for family!
Let your soul be easy,
It's very heavy in the pockets.
To drink calmly, eat,
It was courage to admit everything.
So that you have enough strength to have fun,
I couldn't sleep because of joy.
Let everything be done in time,
And you won't even break a sweat.
Let life go topsy-turvy
And we live through life as if on horseback!
Let's drink to hell
We know him, we all need him,
He knows everything, about everyone, always,
And sometimes things go with him!
It's more interesting to talk to him,
And build a fence with it,
Jellied meat always tastes better with him,
It will never disappear!
Let's drink to the "cabbage"
So that it is always thick,
To be found in wallets
In euros, pounds, dollars!
Let's also drink to
So that everything is fine,
Vacation abroad
And not to know the problems.
Eat black caviar
Right with a spoon in the morning,
Driving around in a Jaguar
Take a seat in the Duma!
I drink so that everything can be done
Everything has come true, everything has come true,
For enemies and for friends,
For fathers and their children!
I drink to enemies
Tongues bitten off
I drink for the course and for the currency,
For a beautiful figure!
I drink to the night, to love,
I drink to life and I drink to shelter,
I drink so that everyone can live in abundance
And they forgot about bitterness!
One day my son, father and grandfather went fishing. They were traveling on the bus, and then a girl comes in, all dressed up, and her fishnet tights.
The son thought:
- Excellent chick...
Father thinks:
- Probably, all the money from the parents is spent on clothes...
Grandfather's thoughts:
- Eh, they forgot the networks...
Let's drink to clarity of thought!
Let's drink to the year
So that they don’t live in vain,
So that there are many events,
And amazing discoveries!
Let's drink some vodka
So that it never ends,
So that always, at any time,
Friends could buy it!
Let's drink to the hangover
So that they never get sick,
After all, this is a whole skill,
So that your head doesn't hurt!
Let's have one last drink
For our plans and dreams,
So that we have many deals,
So that they couldn’t have us!
One day a sage was asked: “O wisest one, tell me, how long do we need to wait for happiness?” To which the gray-haired old man replied with a sly smile: “If you wait, it will be a long time.” So let's drink to those who do not wait, but make their own happiness!
A whole cartload of congratulations,
Like a good Santa Claus
I came to visit you
And I forgot my bag.
Even though it’s not New Year’s,
May you be lucky in everything
Let your dreams come true
Let yourself have colorful dreams.
And also kind smiles to you,
And fashionable clothes for you,
And let everything be alright
Let happiness sing in the garden!
Even in ancient times, philosophers asked themselves the question: “What is the truth of life?” And they didn’t find an answer. We agree with the poets who believed that “truth is in wine.”
Who among us doesn't like to get together with best friends to chat and have a glass of good wine?! Surely no one will refuse. That's all best ideas originate precisely in a friendly conversation. And who knows - maybe wine is the reason.
Giving a toast is almost the same as wishing “Bon appetit” to people who are having lunch. This is a manifestation of respect for those gathered, one might say - the norm of etiquette. Toasts are a unique part of the culture of feasting, allowing people to “think soberly” and not get drunk quickly, since making toasts requires time and attention.
Toasts ennoble the feast and draw the line between so-called drinking and celebration.
There is a whole group of toasts, the purpose of which is to follow etiquette standards: to thank hospitable hosts, to remember those who are not at the festive table, to respect parents. These are generally accepted sayings, without which not a single feast is complete. Violating these traditions is considered bad manners.
In addition, toasts allow you to direct the course of the table theme in the right direction. In this regard, toast can be compared to seasoning dishes, because toast improves the taste of wine and makes the evening more interesting.
Friendly wishes to those gathered are often presented in a humorous form. In this regard, toasts are similar to fables, as they are often instructive.
Caucasian toasts are considered the most ancient and interesting. They came to Russia along with Caucasian wine.
Initially, toasts were credited with magical powers: wine was brought to temples, where people said prayers, talked about their desires, and then drank the wine. It is from those ancient times that people have believed that after a toast you cannot put a glass on the table, you must drink it, then your wish will come true.
Good toast never gets old - it’s like wine: time passes, but it gets even better e.
For a Caucasian man, a woman can have seven ages: newborn, child, girl, young woman, young woman, young woman and young woman.
So let's drink to the last four ages, from which not a single woman has ever emerged and will ever emerge!
A long time ago, such a custom existed in the Caucasus. The girl, before getting married, had to tame a mountain ram. She took an armful of fresh grass with her and climbed high into the mountains early in the morning. If she managed to see a mountain sheep, she would reveal her presence and throw grass to it, while she herself would move away. This went on for some time. Ultimately, the ram got used to the girl and, having eaten the grass brought to him, lay down at her feet and dozed blissfully.
Only after this, when the girl managed to tame the proud freedom-loving animal, could she get married. After all, inside every Caucasian man lives an untamed mountain sheep.
So let's drink to the women so that they can tame us!
Have you ever been to the mountains at night? No?! Eh, my friends, you have lost a lot. There is nothing more beautiful than the starry sky over the Caucasus mountains! Mountaineers have been contemplating the stars since childhood, and therefore are able to appreciate their beauty like no one else. This is probably why in every woman a Caucasian man sees a star that has fallen from the sky, because the beauty of a woman can only be compared with the shine of a star, so distant and so close.
So let's drink to the women, thanks to whom you and I can live among the stars!
I have seven friends: one is smart, the second is kind, the third is brave, the fourth is fair, the fifth is cheerful, the sixth is reliable, the seventh is honest. And when they tell me that I am both kind and smart, in general a storehouse of all positive qualities, then I say that this is how my wonderful friends influence me - they bring my modest virtues to the light of day and complement them with their best qualities.
Here's to the best friends in the world!
Once upon a time there were two people: one was poor and the other was rich. The poor man loved friends and guests, and his home was always fun. But the rich man was only thinking about how to increase his pile of money, so he didn’t invite guests and didn’t have fun. When their earthly existence ended and their souls went to heaven, God, meeting them, said to the poor man: “You lived like a righteous man, your place is in heaven.” And he said to the rich man: “You have no place in heaven. You lived stupidly and sinfully."
I propose to drink so that we can have money like a rich man, and have guests and friends like a poor man!
One a wise man noted: “A woman in love loves most, a wife loves best, but a mother loves us the longest.”
So let's drink to the longest and boundless love of our mothers, who always waited for us and forgave us! After all, a person cannot be educated and subjugated only with the help of severity, but maternal kindness does wonders, subduing both a rebellious will and a zealous heart.
Gogi comes to the ophthalmologist and complains about his vision:
- Genatsvali, help! I don’t know what happened to my eyes: sometimes I see, sometimes I can’t discern anything at all before my eyes. Just check, otherwise I’ll suddenly go blind, how can I look at my beautiful wife and admire our angelic children?
The doctor checked his vision, which turned out to be in perfect order and said in bewilderment:
- Gogi, dear, everything is fine with you! Your vision is simply excellent, like that of an eagle. And in the table you see all the lines, even the very last one, I don’t understand anything - what should you complain about?
- Dear, I see all the lines, but what I don’t see is my money! Well, I just can’t see them, no matter how hard I try.
- It’s strange, you, Gogi, probably have a very rare disease that no one has ever heard of. Gogi, you are a phenomenon! How long have you been experiencing these symptoms?
- Yes, about five years, probably.
- Wow! Yes, you have an advanced disease! Do you remember exactly when this started for you?
- How can I not remember - from the wedding!
So let's drink to our fathers - breadwinners and breadwinners, and to mothers who take care of the family budget! Let’s also drink to ensure that nothing affects the visual acuity of our dear and wise parents!
One fisherman says to another:
- Imagine, Gogi, today I dreamed that I was sitting on the banks of the Kura River with Sophia Loren. It's warm, the birds are singing...
- What's next?
- Eh, it’s a shame, yes! Neither she nor I had a bite...
IN let's drink behind beautiful women, which do not allow us to fish in peace... Well, even if they do not allow us to fish... But they make our vacation unforgettable!
They asked a Frenchman, an American and a Georgian: “What do you see as the meaning of life?” The Frenchman replied that he was in love. An American is about money. And the Georgian said that the meaning of life is to drink wine with your genatsvale.
So let's drink to the fact that we think as often as possible like that Georgian.
Georgia. It's one o'clock in the morning. Knock on the gate.
- Who's there?
- It's me, your friend - Gogia.
- Tell me the password!
- “Password”!
- Come in!
So let’s drink so that our friends will not be afraid to come to us with or without reason, either at one in the morning or at two... For your hospitality!
Materials used: " Caucasian toasts" Zapivalin Oleg
- What is this?
-You need some toast.
- Yes.
- A toast without wine is the same as the wedding night without a bride.
- No, I don’t drink.
- Do I drink? What's there to drink?
Life, as they say, is good!
- A good life is even better!
- You misunderstood me. I don't drink at all. Do you understand? I don't have the physical ability.
- This is the first toast on this occasion.
My great-grandfather says: I want to buy a house, but I don’t have the opportunity.
I have the opportunity to buy a goat, but I have no desire.
So let's drink to ensure that our desires coincide with our capabilities.
- Well done.
- So.
- Listen to another toast.
- So…
And when the whole flock flew south for the winter,
one small but proud bird said: “Personally, I will fly straight into the sun.”
She began to rise higher and higher, but very soon she burned her wings and fell to the very bottom of the deepest gorge.
So let's drink so that none of us, no matter how high he flies,
I would never break away from the team.
- What happened dear?
- What, what is it, dear?
- I feel sorry for the bird!
And the princess hung herself with her own braid out of anger, because he
I accurately counted how many grains are in the bag, how many drops are in the sea, and how many stars are in the sky.
So let's drink to the cybernetics!
- Cheers!
- Cheers!
The funniest toasts
IN Let's drink to what made us, no matter what...
D a long time ago, or recently, or a long time ago. Okay... In general... lived... or lived... But what's the difference!? Let's have a drink!
T Let's drink to the fact that everything will be parallel to us and only the earth will be perpendicular!
D The girl went to swim, the goat is standing nibbling the grass, the girl undressed and the goat is standing nibbling the grass, the girl came out of the water, the goat is standing nibbling the grass, so let's drink to the fact that there are no goats among us.
E excavator Masha dug a pit and unearthed the tomb of an Egyptian pharaoh. The lid of the sarcophagus moved, and Masha saw a young handsome prince. He looked as if he were alive. Masha could not stand it and kissed the prince. And a miracle happened - the prince came to life.
- How to thank you. Masha? - asked the young pharaoh. - Do you want me to fulfill any seven of your wishes?
“I don’t need seven wishes,” said Masha, “it’s better to have one wish, but seven times.”
Pharaoh agreed, but died on the fifth run.
So let's drink to the excavator Masha, who did not allow the slave system to be revived!
D Let's drink to the hadron collider, and to the fact that in an hour no one will be able to utter this word.
D let's drink to success
our lost cause!
IN Let us drink so that we have what those who have us have.
G will say solemnly:
Happy intoxication, comrades!
Z and the courage of women with which they defend their femininity!
WITH The sun strips a woman down to her swimsuit, so let's drink to the men. that shine brighter than the sun!
ABOUT Dean the man boasted to his friends:
- I have already saved several women from rape!
- How? How? - they ask him.
- I persuaded them!
So let's drink to the union of power and words!
P cool women's toast:
We were and remain beautiful
Admiring the beauty of our bodies
Let those who didn't get us cry
And those who didn’t want us will die!...
AND Ensky: To have something to wear and someone to undress in front of!
I I drink to the bottom for those who are here,
I don’t drink to those who don’t.
Enjoy every minute
After all, I love your faces so much!
D Let's drink so that until the day we die we will only go to the pharmacy to buy condoms!
D Let's drink to the women.
We don't care what we drink for,
and they are pleased.
IN One city had a bathhouse. And in that bathhouse there were two sections - women's and men's, and these sections were separated by a thin wall... And then, one fine day, when the bathhouse was full of people, this wall fell with a roar. Everyone from both sides was seized by the gangs, and the most piquant places were closed... They stand there and look at each other, they don’t know what to do. They stood like this for some time, the girls were the first to become bolder, and gradually they let the gangs go... The men looked, that’s the thing, so they let the gangs go...
They let them go, but the gangs don’t fall...
So let's drink to the strength that held the gangs back!
Z but they don’t drink happiness - they fight for it
They don’t drink to their health - they pray for it
They don't drink to love - they do it
Let's drink to your dreams - let them come true!
- D Ladies, may your cell phone always have a positive balance and may your battery always be fully charged!
- In short, girls, be approachable!
IN Every fisherman dreams of seeing a goldfish.
Every girl dreams of seeing the Fairy Tale Prince.
Every young man dreams of seeing the Most Beautiful Princess.
So let's drink to the carrots! It improves vision!
IN Let's drink to us, beautiful ones.
Well, if we are not beautiful, then the men are greedy!
Z and dreams come true!
P yanstvom - fight! So let's have a drink before the fight!
IN Let's drink to those men
who can stand
for yourself and lie down for others!
B Aaron Otard fought a lot, but was completely ruined. And with the last money I bought a castle and organized cognac production
SO LET WE HAVE SO MUCH LAST MONEY!
TO A chain of climbers climbs the mountain. And suddenly the first climber in the bunch was bitten on the penis by a snake. He asks the chain to convey to the doctor who comes last:
- I was bitten by a snake, what should I do?
When the news reached the doctor, he ordered to convey:
- We need to suck it quickly!
When the answer reached the second climber in the bunch, he opened his mouth... and closed it.
The bitten one asks:
- Well? What did the doctor say?
- The doctor said... you'll die anyway!
So let's drain our glasses so that women will always be in the same group as us!
IN Let's drink because no matter what we drink at all costs...
IN Let's drink for a kiss!
After all, it was invented by a man,
because I couldn’t find any other way to shut a woman’s mouth.
ABOUT The vacationer came to the sea. A nice girl shows him a room that is for rent. The man shakes his head with displeasure: “And this is what you think is a room with all the comfort?” For such and such a price? So what does a room without comfort look like? - Similar! Only then will my grandmother serve you! So let's drink to a comfortable holiday!!!
WITH Three men are walking in the bathhouse: a journalist, a director and a digger - and everyone is up to their knees...
The journalist has a tongue
The director has a belly
The digger has hands.
Let's drink to those men who have something more interesting!
IN Two thieves met: a young and an old one.
Old says:
- If you climb a tree and steal six eggs under a sitting bird, then you will be on an equal footing with me.
The young thief took off his clothes and climbed up the tree like a snake.
He extended his hand to the nest, but the bird woke up and screamed.
Then the old thief showed his skill to the young one - he took off his clothes, climbed a tree and stole six eggs from the bird.
Having descended from the tree, he did not see his clothes.
So let's drink to the capable students!
N New Year's toast:
"Let's drink to the fact that in the coming year the crisis will come only
for a funeral service bureau!!!"
N and on the beach a girl asks her mother:
“Mommy, why are the aunties’ swimsuits smooth, but the uncles’ swimsuits protrude?”
The mother was embarrassed and wanted to spank the girl, but then she said with a serious look:
“And the guys, daughter, put money there.”
I propose a toast to rich wallets!
AND woman's toast
Let's drink to the men!
But not for single people - they will never marry us. And not for divorced people - they were bad husbands.
Let's drink to the married - they love their wives and do not forget us!
Z Do you know how a fairy tale differs from a fairy tale? The fairy tale is when he married a frog, and she turned out to be a princess. But reality is when it’s the other way around. So let's drink to make our life like a fairy tale!
D let's drink to this
so that late at night we walk down the street
and we were attacked by money!
But we couldn't fight them off!
D The girl was walking down the street and heard footsteps behind her. Looking back, she saw handsome guy. She looked back again - he continued to follow her. I decided to meet him, looked back for the third time - he was no longer there...
So let's drink to the fact that the city's sewer manholes are closed on time!
AND I was walking through the park one night, the moon, the stars, and a guy and a girl were kissing on a bench.
I'll go another time: the moon, the stars...
and the same guy on the same bench kisses another girl.
I'm going next time: night, moon, stars...
and the same guy, on the same bench, already with a third girl.
So let's drink to the constancy of men and the fickleness of women!
(G romkoly addressing guests)
I want to drink...
(Much quieter)
That's basically all I want.
T ost:
There are aunts like aunts
There are uncles like uncles
There are people like people
There are fucking as damn...
There are people like f*cks
There are fucking people...
There are uncles like aunts
And aunts are like uncles...
So let's drink to the purity of our ranks!!!
TO When a Frenchman hugs a woman around the waist, his fingers converge on her. But this does not mean that the French have such long fingers. This means that French women have a thin waist. When an Englishwoman mounts a horse and goes for a ride, her feet touch the ground. But that doesn't mean she has such a small horse. This means that English women have such long legs. When a Russian, leaving for work, slaps his wife on the ass, then, coming home from work, he sees that the ass is still jiggling. But this does not mean that Russian women are so fat. This means that Russian men have such a short working day! So let's drink to our Constitution!
N and on one bank of a fast mountain river there is a girl, and on the other there is a horseman. So let’s drink to the future!
Caucasian captive
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Keep in mind, Edik, only Allah knows where the spark goes from this unworthy degenerate in the glorious family of internal combustion engines.
May his carburetor dry up forever and ever!
Captive of the Caucasus, or New Adventures of Shurik. This is the first toast on this occasion...
Purpose of visit?
- Ethnographic expedition.
- It's clear. Are you looking for oil?
- Not really. I'm looking for folklore. I will write down old fairy tales, legends, toasts with you.
What is this?
- You need some toast.
- Yes.
- A toast without wine is like a wedding night without a bride.
No, I don't drink.
- Do I drink? What's there to drink?
- You misunderstood me. I don't drink at all. Do you understand? I don't have the physical ability.
- This is the first toast about this.
My great-grandfather said: I want to buy a house, but I don’t have the opportunity...
I have the opportunity to buy a goat, but I have no desire.
So let's drink to ensure that our desires coincide with our capabilities.
And so, when the whole flock flew south for the winter, one small but proud bird said: “Personally, I will fly straight into the sun.”
She began to rise higher and higher, but very soon she burned her wings and fell to the very bottom of the deepest gorge.
So let’s drink so that none of us, no matter how high he flies, will ever be separated from the team.
What happened dear?
- What, what is it, dear?
- I feel sorry for the bird!
Wait... A hunch struck me. You are drunk?
No, what are you talking about! When I'm drunk, I'm violent. Here... And now I'm quiet.
I'm lucky.
Joke. This is here...
And the princess hanged herself from anger on her own spit, because he accurately counted how many grains were in the bag, how many drops in the sea, and how many stars in the sky. So let's drink to the cybernetics!
This is a student, a Komsomol member, an athlete, and finally, she is simply beautiful!
Just a minute... Please slow down, I'm recording.
And then, at the ruins of the chapel...
- Excuse me, did I destroy the chapel too?
- No, it was before you, in the 14th century.
A violator is not a violator, but a major scientific worker, a person of intellectual labor. You came to visit us, right? Collect our fairy tales, legends there, you know, toasts...
- Toast?
- Toasts, yes, toasts.
And he didn’t calculate his strength, right?
I brought toast.
- Bad, huh? Well...What can you do, listen?
- You asked for 3 copies...
Life, as they say, is good!
- A good life is even better!
- Exactly!
You are speaking apolitically, honestly. You don't understand the political situation.
You see life from the window of my car.
25 rams! When our district... did not fully pay the state for wool.
- Don’t confuse your personal wool with the state one!
So that's it. The groom agrees, the relatives too, but the bride...
- We still educate our youth poorly. Very bad.
Surprisingly frivolous attitude towards marriage.
This is not Lezginka, but a twist. I'll show you everything from the beginning.
With the toe of your right foot you crush the cigarette butt, like this.
You crush the second cigarette butt with the toe of your left foot.
And now you crush both cigarette butts together.
By the way, in a nearby area, a groom kidnapped a party member.
A! There are two of them...
- And this one, with a tail.
- Donkey doesn't count. The second one is extra.
- Witness.
- What if... Cough...
- Only without casualties.
- Yes, we have to wait.
- That's right, we'll wait. Give it up.
You have not justified the high level of trust placed in you.
- It's impossible to work.
- You are giving unrealistic plans.
- What's his name? Voluntarism!
- In my house - do not express yourself!
Whose shoe? ABOUT! My. Thank you.
Bambarbia! Kergudu.
- What did he say?
- He says that if you refuse, they will kill you. Joke.
What are you loading?
- The bride was kidnapped, comrade sergeant major.
- Joker! If you're going to barbecue with this bride, don't forget to invite him.
There will be no wedding! I stole it, I will return it!
Dear guests, welcome.
- Tell me, Marim, is your prosecutor?
- Everyone is with us, the whole city is with us, they were just waiting for you. Wine to dear guests!
Eh, no, no need to rush, no need to rush. This is our guest.
It is important to cure. It is important to return a full-fledged person to society, right?
There's no need to rush.
And now he is in a state of catatonic excitement and demands that you accept him immediately.
- Requires - we will accept.
Go, go. We will cure you. Alcoholics are our profile.
Take off your hat.
- What?
- Take off your hat.
Listen, it’s offensive, I swear, it’s offensive, well, I didn’t do anything, yes, I just walked in.
There is an epidemic in the area. Universal Vaccination Plan Announced
In short, Sklikhasovsky!
Calm down, lie down, lie down. Otherwise - "memento sea".
- Instantly...
- In the sea!
You have no right! You have no right! This is lynching! I demand that I be tried according to our Soviet laws.
- Did you buy it according to Soviet laws? Or maybe, according to Soviet laws, you stole it?
Let's stop this useless discussion.
Get up! The trial is coming!
- Long live our court - the most humane court in the world!